1001 Funniest Things Ever Said


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1599216663
Category: Reference
Page: 352
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A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh.

The Dumbest Things Ever Said


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029436
Category: Reference
Page: 352
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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said


Author: Robert Byrne
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 145164891X
Category: Reference
Page: 672
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A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said Robert Byrne’s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne’s own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google—no Wi-Fi required. The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said is an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money: STEVE MARTIN: “I’d do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.” JON STEWART: “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” NORA EPHRON: “Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.” This compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover’s bookshelf.

The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
Category: Reference
Page: 392
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The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts, Funny Sayings

A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments : for Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 9780842350358
Category: Humor
Page: 343
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A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.

The Dumbest Things Ever Said


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029436
Category: Reference
Page: 352
View: 6384
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A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.

1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 9781599216560
Category: Humor
Page: 360
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A collection of often impolite, but always witty taunts from the world's masters of the studied insult.

The Most Low-down, Lousiest, Loathsome Things Ever Said


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493029452
Category: Reference
Page: 352
View: 2981
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A nasty insult (is there any other kind?) can be offensive and infuriating, but we’ve all had those moments when we’ve employed one or just wished we had come up with the perfect nasty thing to say. Even better, having the perfect comeback to one of these rude remarks brings us all the personal satisfaction in the world. The Nastiest Things Ever Said gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, and everywhere else people say nasty things to each other.

The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026232
Category: Reference
Page: 352
View: 8843
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A compendium of indispensable and inspiring quotes for people during any season of their lives…. The Most Inspiring Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From business figures, coaches and other sports figures, religious and spiritual leaders, educators, political leaders, and anyone who has ever inspired people, it is quite simply the best collection of quotes to inspire readers to new heights of endeavor, or start someone off on the right foot, whether it’s along the road less traveled or the more traditional path.

The Smartest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded


Author: Steven Price
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1493026291
Category: Reference
Page: 392
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The Smartest Things Ever Said is a compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s most celebrated—and sometimes anonymous—minds. From Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen, and from Winston Churchill and Thomas Edison to Jeff Bezos and Jane Fonda, it is quite simply the best collection of the smartest quotes ever.

The 2,320 Funniest Quotes

The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com
Author: N.A
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1569759944
Category: Reference
Page: 384
View: 5983
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Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

An Illustrated Caseload of Jurisprudential Jests
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1629149853
Category: Humor
Page: 256
View: 1020
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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.

The Ultimate Guide to Fishing Skills, Tactics, and Techniques

A Comprehensive Guide to Catching Bass, Trout, Salmon, Walleyes, Panfish, Saltwater Gamefish, and Much More
Author: Jay Cassell
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1620872919
Category: Sports & Recreation
Page: 800
View: 3566
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With fishing advice from such experts as Bill Dance, Roland Martin, Wade Bourne, Tom Rosenbauer, Kirk Deeter, Charlie Meyer, Conway Bowman, and Lamar Underwood, The Ultimate Guide to Fishing Skills, Tactics, and Techniques profiles all of the major gamefish in both fresh and salt water and reveals pro secrets on how to catch them. Learn how Roland Martin entices largemouths with striking lures. Study Bill Dance’s twenty tricks for consistently catching bass in thick weed beds or clear, open water. Want to know what Kirk Deeter and Charlie Meyer have learned from their years of fly fishing for trout? How about Lamar Underwood’s tools for success? It’s all here, divided into sections on bass, trout, walleyes, pike-pickerel-muskellunge, panfish, salmon, steelhead, catfish, ice fishing, and salt water fishing for easy reference. You’ll also find sections on knot tying, boats and boating, comfort and safety on the water, and even delicious recipes for cooking your fresh caught fish. This volume also includes a classic reading section featuring stories from such fishing literary legends as Nick Lyons, Ted Leeson, John Taintor who remind us what fishing is really all about.

What to Do When a Loved One Dies

Taking Charge at a Difficult Time
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1602397406
Category: Family & Relationships
Page: 175
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A practical reference draws on the expertise of funeral directors, attorneys and psychologists to counsel readers on needs ranging from addressing estate challenges and planning a funeral to making arrangements for survivor benefits and obtaining grief therapy. Original.

Teachers

Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740772384
Category: Education
Page: 144
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Offers a collection of anecdotes, quotations, and jokes about the day-to-day life of teachers.

The Little Book of Humorous Quotes


Author: Malcolm Kushner
Publisher: Little Quote Books
ISBN: 9780578086439
Category: Humor
Page: 140
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Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break - and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors - everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Winning with One-Liners

3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lines to Tickle Your Funny Bone and Spice Up Your Speeches
Author: Pat Williams
Publisher: HCI
ISBN: 9780757300578
Category: Humor
Page: 544
View: 8322
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Laughter is power. Nothing livens up a presentation like well-placed jokes, which can take an audience from bored disinterest to rapt attention in seconds. In this ultimate collection of one-liners, author Pat Williams, one of the country's top motivational and inspirational speakers and senior vice president of the Orlando Magic, shares the jokes he has been using to win over audiences for over forty years. Arranged into more than 200 categories—from airlines and politics to world conditions and zoos—these 3,400 battle-tested funnies, delivered before a rich variety of audiences, will keep readers roaring. While many other joke books offer material that is either not very funny or off-color, Winning with One-Liners provides clean, wholesome entertainment for all audiences. Sometimes we all need a good laugh, and Pat Williams shows how to do it right in this indispensable book for all speakers.

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

An Illustrated Caseload of Jurisprudential Jests
Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN: 9781629147901
Category: Humor
Page: 264
View: 3252
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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.

1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about New York


Author: Charles James Sullivan,Christopher Joseph Sullivan
Publisher: Lyons Press
ISBN: 9781592289974
Category: Reference
Page: 346
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A collection of quotes from and about the Big Apple.

What I'd Say to the Martians

And Other Veiled Threats
Author: Jack Handey
Publisher: Hachette Books
ISBN: 1401395821
Category: Humor
Page: 192
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Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.