Knocked Up

Confessions of a Modern Mother-to-be
Author: Rebecca Eckler
Publisher: Anchor Canada
ISBN: 0307374890
Category: Biography & Autobiography
Page: 384
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Rebecca Eckler is a popular newspaper columnist who lives the fabulous life and gets paid to write about it. So when a tipsy romp with her fiancé on the night of their lavish engagement party leaves her unexpectedly expecting, she is utterly at a loss. How will a woman who loves nothing more than a night out on the town sipping cocktails with her fellow party girls survive the pregnant life? Knocked Up is the witty, engaging and refreshingly frank chronicle of a modern woman’s journey into motherhood. We follow Eckler from the first trimester (a.k.a. the longest three months of her life), through the “fat months” of the second trimester, on to the "even fatter months" of the third. Flipping the pages of this Bridget-Jones-style diary, we share in Eckler’ s discovery of prenatal vitamins and nursing bras, ultrasounds and obstetricians. And we experience her growing horror at the physical symptoms of pregnancy: all-day “morning” sickness, fatigue, varicose veins, and cravings. And the weight gain, oh the weight gain. Who knew the day would come when she could no longer put on her own socks? Along for the ride is a cast of characters as comical as any met in fiction. There’s the Sexy Young Intern, a Sophia Loren look-a-like with her skinny eyes set on Eckler’s job; the glamorous friends who continue to drink Manhattans, while Eckler sips Perrier; and the Cute Single Man who knows just when she needs a carton of ice cream or a game of Scrabble. And then there’s the fiancé, living in another city, who, thanks to the miracle of long-distance phone lines, appreciates better than anybody the highs and lows of the hormonal rollercoaster pregnant Eckler is on. Lighthearted, intimate, and very funny, Knocked Up is the diary of a modern mother-to-be determined not to let pregnancy and motherhood change her life. Not. One. Little. Bit. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Knocked Up

The Shooting Script
Author: Judd Apatow
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062303740
Category: Performing Arts
Page: 160
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They say that opposites attract. For slacker Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) and career girl Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl), that’s certainly the case—at least for one intoxicated evening. Two months and several pregnancy tests later, Ben and Alison go through a hysterically funny, anxious, and heartwarming journey that leads to huge laughs. This Newmarket Shooting Script® Book includes: Introduction by writer/director Judd Apatow Article and artwork by Charlyne Yi (who plays Jodi) Complete shooting script 30 color photos Script magazine article by Sarah Vance Complete cast and crew credits

Knocked Up


Author: Stacey Lynn
Publisher: Loveswept
ISBN: 1524797855
Category: Fiction
Page: 250
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First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes baby in a baby carriage. Just not necessarily in that order. . . . Braxton: I should probably be dead or in jail right now. Instead, thanks to some tough love, I worked my ass off and now I own a string of tattoo parlors throughout the Pacific Northwest. And yet the one thing I’ve always wanted—a family—still seems out of reach. When my best friend gets married, I’m just hoping to blow off some steam with the super-hot maid of honor. But after Cara Thompson tracks me down to tell me she’s pregnant, she’s more surprised than I am when I tell her I’m all in. Cara: For the first time in my life, I’m living for myself—not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what’s the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to “be there for me.” Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won’t back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one night stand might’ve led me to the one. Advance praise for Knocked Up “Stacey Lynn always knows how to perfectly balance sexy and sweet, and has a modern writing style that makes all of her stories feel fresh and fun.”—New York Times bestselling author Lauren Layne “A broody alpha hero with heart . . . I fell madly in love with Braxton from the very first page. Prepare to pull and all-nighter with Knocked Up.”—USA Today bestselling author Stacey Kennedy “Braxton is your ultimate tattooed father-to-be—sweet and ever so sexy.”—Stina Lindenblatt, author of the Pushing Limits series The steamy standalone novels in Stacey Lynn’s Crazy Love series can be read together or separately: FAKE WIFE | KNOCKED UP And don’t miss her passionate Fireside series: HIS TO LOVE | HIS TO PROTECT | HIS TO CHERISH | HIS TO SEDUCE This standalone ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.

Knocked Up, Knocked Down

Postcards of Miscarriage and Misadventure from the Brink of Parenthood
Author: Monica Murphy LeMoine
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780980208139
Category: Biography & Autobiography
Page: 208
View: 8232
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"After Monica Murphy LeMoine experiences a miscarriage, she has to figure out a way to get on with her life, but finds typical miscarriage grief literature sappy and unhelpful. LeMoine embarks on her own adventure to find healing"--T.p. verso.

The Knocked Up Plan


Author: Lauren Blakely
Publisher: Lauren Blakely Books
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: 300
View: 3056
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There are three little words most guys don’t want to hear on the first date. Not those…I mean these… “knock me up.” This single gal has had enough of the games, the BS and the endless chase. I know what I want most, and it’s not true love. It’s a bun in the oven, and I’m not afraid to hit up my sex-on-a-stick co-worker to do the job. Ryder is gorgeous, witty and wild — and he’s also a notorious commitment-phobe. That makes him the perfect candidate to make a deposit in the bank of me. I won’t fall for him, he won’t fall for me, and there’s no way baby will make three. Right? **** There are four words every guy wants to hear on the first date — “your place or mine?” When my hot-as-sin co-worker makes me a no-strings-attached offer that involves her place, my place, any place — as well as any position — I can’t refuse. Besides, I've got my own reasons to take her up on her deal even with her one BIG condition. There’s no way I’ll want more from one woman than any position, any where, any night? Except . . . what if I do? Note: Be prepared to swoon and fan yourself from the heat! This full-length standalone contains lots of hot baby-making s-e-x, happy tears, naughty jokes and a hot, swoonworthy hero you will fall madly in love with.

Knocked Up Abroad

Stories of Pregnancy, Birth, and Raising a Family in a Foreign Country
Author: Lisa Ferland
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780997062403
Category:
Page: 300
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Knocked Up Abroad: Stories of pregnancy, birth, and raising a family in a foreign country is a compilation of stories featuring the experiences of 21 mothers and two dads who took on the role of primary caretaker while raising their families abroad. These stories take place in 24 different countries and span several continents to highlight the infinite ways in which babies are welcomed into the world. Each story is as unique as the child being born. Their experiences range from the spa-like treatments for postpartum women in Japan to unsatiable pregnancy cravings in the Seychelles to non-functioning toilets in West Africa.

Knocked Up by the Killer


Author: Nicole Fox
Publisher: MBK Hanson Inc.
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: N.A
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Knocked Up by the Killer is book 1 of A Hitman's Cold Heart Romance trilogy. Books 2 and 3, Bound to the Killer and Taken by the Killer are available everywhere now! Killing is my business. But f**king her will be the sweetest pleasure. Her scumbag ex ran off, leaving a mountain of debt for her to deal with. The thing is, I don't give a damn about her sob story. I care about one thing only: Getting what I came for. She doesn't have the cash to fork over. What she does have is a body I'm dying to claim. So as long as I'm waiting around for her to make ends meet… I might as well give myself a taste. When I take her, she's as delicious as I imagined. And her pleading moans are music to my ears. But then something else came along, something I never expected… She got pregnant. All of the sudden, her situation is out of control. She's got her billionaire mafia boss thirsting after her. A killer's baby in her belly. And a multi-million-dollar debt hanging over her head. If she wants to get out of this alive, she'll have to do exactly what I tell her to. Starting with this: Get on your knees, darling.

Knocked Up by the Hitman

A Dark Bad Boy Mafia Romance
Author: Nicole Fox
Publisher: MBK Hanson Inc.
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: N.A
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Knocked Up by the Hitman is book 1 of the Killer's Vessel Romance trilogy. Books 2 and 3, Ruined by the Hitman and Possessed by the Hitman are available everywhere now! I HAD TWO CHOICES: GET LOCKED UP OR GET KNOCKED UP. It was either submit to the hitman… Or surrender to his gun against my head. Can you really blame me for what I did next? Living out of my car, down to my last few bucks… Could things be any worse? Turns out the answer is yes. When my car gets stolen – with me still in the backseat – by a gun runner and his junkie brother, I figure I've seen my last sunrise. This is it for me. But to my surprise, the hitman makes me a deal. He'll help me erase my old life and start fresh. In return, I owe him… Anything he wants. I'll do whatever it takes to get away from my past. But as it turns out, Russell has a hunger that only a taste of me will satisfy. I strip down and give him what he desires – over and over and over again. For a while, it seems like things might be better. I have a new home, a new identity, a new purpose. But then I see the three little lines no girl like me ever wants to see. It means I'm pregnant. Before I can tell Russell about our baby, his junkie brother comes looking for his slice of the pie. There might be a beautiful new life lying in wait for Russell and me. But only if I can get out of this bedroom alive.

Knocked Up by the Dom

A BDSM Secret Baby Romance
Author: Penelope Bloom
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9781549765896
Category: Bondage (Sexual behavior)
Page: 144
View: 2798
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My darkest secret?I let a stranger dominate me in the most intimate way possible. He gave me three things that night:His first name, the sweet taste of submission, and his baby.Now my Dom is back and this time he won't stop until I'm his.KylieOne wild and reckless night changed my life three years ago. I got a taste of what it meant to be with a real man--how just a whisper could ignite my desire, and his commanding voice could have me kneeling at his feet in submission.He was my everything and I only knew him for a few hours. But like everything good in my life, it went up in flames. When I learned the truth about him, I ran as fast as I could. I'd like to think I would've stayed if I knew about the baby... but I doubt even that would've stopped me, not after what I learned. DamianIt has been three years since she got away. Three f*cking years. I knew she was mine from the moment I saw her. I had to have her. To touch her. For one night, I owned her submission and she loved every second.I finally found her again. There's not a chance in hell she's going to slip away this time. Not again. Not ever.I'm going to bring her into my world. I'll give her everything she wants and all the things she didn't even know she needs. She'll be crying out my name. She'll be dreaming of spankings, handcuffs, and blindfolds. I'm going to dominate her in every way imaginable. Mind, body, and soul. Especially her body.But it's not going to be as simple as I thought because she has a son now... my son.**As always, this is a totally SAFE, full length book with a happily ever after, no cheating, and plenty of steam. Bonus content included.**

Why Knocked Up?

The Paradox of Sex, Magical Thinking, and Accidental Pregnancy in This Age of Contraception
Author: CAROL CASSELL, PhD
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1503576752
Category: Self-Help
Page: 272
View: 8268
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Why Knocked Up? The Paradox of Sex, Magical Thinking, and Accidental Pregnancy in This Age of Contraception. The United States birth rates are at record lows, yet our rates of accidental pregnancy are still sky high1 out of 2-- is unplanned, unwanted. Peeling back the layers of conflict, denial, hope, dreams, and myths about pregnancy, this provocative book unravels the paradox of why we have so much Knocked Up pregnancy even though contraceptives are readily available. Dr. Cassell illustrates how magical thinking about sex and our cultures quirky sexual norms--combined with the far-rights efforts to block contraception, abortion, and sex education escalates the crisis. She uniquely describes the Knocked Up Paradox as a Black Elephant--a cross between a black swan (an unexpected event with huge complications) and the elephant in the room (a problem no one wants to admit is there). She delivers a powerful argument as to why unwanted pregnancy merits our concern even if we arent directly involved: we all pay a high price dealing with the complex tangle of personal dilemmas and the domino effect on families it creates. Cassell assures us that reducing Knocked Up pregnancies isnt a hopeless challenge and endorses a range of effective and edgy resolutions.

Knocked Up By the Billionaire


Author: Tasha Fawkes,M. S. Parker
Publisher: Safira Press LLC
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: N.A
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Brady Shaw is the sole heir to a billion-dollar oil empire in Texas. However, he has no desire to take over the family business. He’s too busy pandering in women, booze, and all of life’s other temptations. When his father shuts down the flow of money, Brady is presented with an ultimatum: marry and produce a grandchild within a year, or spend the remainder of his life like the rest of the world—poor as fuck. Dana Sommer is a hard-working college student down on her luck. After losing her scholarship due to budget cuts, she now must find a way to, not only pay her tuitions, but also get her hands on $50,000 to settle her brother’s gambling debt, or she could lose the only family she has left. To resolve her impasse, she answers a Craigslist ad with a very unusual offer that could solve all her problems—marry a rich, spoiled playboy for one year and bear his child. The reward? Half a million dollars.

Knocked Up By The BBC While My Husband Watches


Author: Isabella Tropez
Publisher: 25 Eagles via PublishDrive
ISBN: 8826084157
Category: Fiction
Page: 61
View: 6065
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Knocked Up By The BBC While My Husband Watches Mindy and her husband Jack have been trying to conceive for years now, and after a series of tests they realize that Jack is infertile. Mindy also has a disorder which means she can’t receive IVF, so the only hope she has to get pregnant is to have sex with another more fertile man. After some searching she finds out about a clinic designed for impregnation – and hastily books an appointment. After all, a clinical setting would be less humiliating for Jack, right? Wrong. As soon as she gets there she is strapped up in stirrups and brought to orgasm after orgasm while multiple hung black men enter the room and take turns impregnating her.

Knocked Up

A Bad Boy Sports Romance
Author: Lexi Cross
Publisher: E-Book Publishing World Inc.
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: N.A
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Knocked Up is book 2 of the Triple Threat series. Parts 1-9 can be found everywhere now! Book 1: Wrapped Up Book 2: Knocked Up Book 3: Tied Up Book 4: Pinned Down Book 5: Down for the Count Book 6: Touch Me Down Book 7: Locked In Book 8: Locked On Him Book 9: Lock It Up In Brooke Scott's world, business comes before pleasure. Brooke has been running her father's company for almost ten years. She's itching to take the reins for herself, but her father refuses to let her fully take charge until she's found herself a husband. She hates the idea, but he's as stubborn as they come, and she doesn't stand a chance of changing his mind. The problem is, there's no one who fits the bill… until she runs across her old flame, now a famous football star. Maybe, just maybe, he's the one. All-American heartthrob Jake Hall is too busy enjoying the limelight to care about anything else. But with a new owner determined to clean up the football team's bad boy image, Jake is under a lot of pressure to find a steady girl. He never wanted to be a role model, but it's the only way to stay in the owner's good graces. If he doesn't, he risks getting shipped right out of town. He's never been too picky when it comes to his girls – blond or brunette, curvy or slim – but when it comes to a life partner, he wants to make sure it's the perfect match. But love doesn't follow the rules of the game. A random encounter between Brooke and Jake sends them both hurtling down memory lane. They had a thing, once upon a time, but when it didn't work out, they went their separate ways. Now that the world has brought them back together, they might each be just what the other one is looking for. What starts as a business arrangement quickly becomes a whole lot more, as Jake and Brooke rediscover the electricity dancing between them. But just when it seems like there is hope for a future together, tragedy strikes. The question is, will they survive it?

Knocked Up

The Shooting Script
Author: Judd Apatow
Publisher: Newmarket Press
ISBN: 9781557047977
Category: Performing Arts
Page: 160
View: 9948
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They say that opposites attract. For slacker Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) and career girl Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl), that’s certainly the case—at least for one intoxicated evening. Two months and several pregnancy tests later, Ben and Alison go through a hysterically funny, anxious, and heartwarming journey that leads to huge laughs. This Newmarket Shooting Script® Book includes: Introduction by writer/director Judd Apatow Article and artwork by Charlyne Yi (who plays Jodi) Complete shooting script 30 color photos Script magazine article by Sarah Vance Complete cast and crew credits

Knocked Up on Yes

Poems by Casey Rocheteau
Author: Casey Rocheteau
Publisher: N.A
ISBN: 9780985172831
Category: American poetry
Page: 84
View: 6237
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"A chronology of desire , this explosive collection of poems is heartbreaking, blunt, surreal and downright dirty."--From the author's website.

Knocked UP in L.A.

Older Man Younger Woman Menage Breeding Erotica
Author: Nikita Storm
Publisher: Nikita Storm
ISBN: N.A
Category: Fiction
Page: N.A
View: 8957
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Not being able to become pregnant is devastating to Becky and Sam. Being a lesbian couple makes it impossible to conceive the natural way. However, they can’t agree on who should carry it, so they compromise: they’ll both get knocked up. Artificial insemination is not an option, so they contact Walt and fly him out to L.A. to take care of their fertile needs. However, Walt is black. Will they allow a big, black man to take them hard and without protection? What happens when he finds out that Sam has never known a man? Read on to find out! This is one story you don’t want to miss!

Knocked Up on Valentine's Day

A Single Dad Billionaire Romance
Author: Amy Brent
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781985115330
Category:
Page: 524
View: 406
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The V-Day event brought me more than just roses and chocolates. I went to an Anti-Valentine's party, And came back with a baby! Another secret? The father of my child seems to be happily married, Has a cute little daughter. And yet, steals the breath out of me! Everything in my mind screams 'no.' But my body says 'yes, ' 'yes, ' 'yes, ' and 'more.' Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand. Until, the morning sickness kicks in, And I realize I am pregnant with a stranger's baby. I can't tell him about this. I just can't. I'll have to do this on my own. Until... He shows up at my office. But can I trust him after that one night stand? Jesus, he was married, and yet, comfortable picking up a girl at the bar! Now he says he won't let me go. He says he's been looking for me. And that he wants us to be a family. (Damn, he already has a family). No...I can't let my body take over my mind again! Or can I?

Bought And Knocked Up By The Sheikh


Author: Yarah Isabell
Publisher: 25 Eagles via PublishDrive
ISBN: 8826081174
Category: Fiction
Page: 57
View: 7826
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Right here? So soon? No condom? When Aamilah gets a dream job offer and a first class ride to Dubai, she knows it's strange but is too caught up in the moment to question why she was chosen. Her question is answered as soon as she meets Sheikh Omar Aladem, who tells her the shocking truth. His wife is infertile. She looks just like his wife. He needs an heir. Aamilah will get the shock of her life as she's presented with an offer that renders her speechless - let the handsome billionaire take her rough, unprotected, and for the first time in exchange for unimaginable wealth. She has to make up her mind quick - the Sheikh doesn't like to be kept waiting.

Fake Wife


Author: Stacey Lynn
Publisher: Loveswept
ISBN: 1524797847
Category: Fiction
Page: 230
View: 2585
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This marriage is strictly business . . . until the temptation gets way too real. Corbin: I loved my grandma, but I don’t need her money. All I care about is keeping the house—the only place that’s ever felt like home. That, and screwing over my dad, who wants to turn the property into a mall. There’s only one catch: To receive my inheritance, I have to get married within six months. Me, the guy who’s never dated a girl for more than six minutes. Now I need to find a woman I can trust. So when I’m rear-ended by a Prius, I figure it’s a sign that I’m supposed to meet gorgeous, down-to-earth Teagan Monroe. Teagan: First I lose my job. Then I come home and find out—in the most graphic way possible . . . yeah, that way—that my boyfriend is a cheating jerk. And then I speed off and nearly kill Portland’s sexiest bachelor. Corbin Lane should be pissed. Instead, he offers me more money than I’ve ever seen in my life to marry him and live together in a mansion for two years. No sex. No feelings. Just cash—enough to make all my dreams come true. Then we go and break all our rules . . . and I realize I’m falling in love with my fake fiancé. Advance praise for Fake WIfe “Fun-loving secondary characters and great chemistry between the leads make this introduction to [Stacey] Lynn’s Crazy Love series a winning romance.”—Publishers Weekly “Crazy hot, with just enough sweetly romantic moments to make Fake Wife a memorable page-turner. The fake-relationship story is always a favorite, and Lynn’s take is fun, emotional, and seriously hot.”—New York Times bestselling author Lauren Layne Don’t miss Stacey Lynn’s passionate Fireside series: HIS TO LOVE | HIS TO PROTECT | HIS TO CHERISH | HIS TO SEDUCE “Stunning characters and a bright, refreshing voice drew me in on the first page. I didn’t want to put it down!”—New York Times bestselling author Claudia Connor, on His to Protect “Stacey Lynn writes sweet and sexy characters who you can’t help but fall in love with. I was swept away by a romance that practically sizzled off the page.”—New York Times bestselling author A. Meredith Walters, on His to Love This standalone ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.