Art the Phart

Author: Robert Rosenquist

Publisher:

ISBN: 1425717535

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 96

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Art of Fart

The most detailed examination of the flatulent arts of modern times.

Author: Dougie Brimson

Publisher: eBook Partnership

ISBN: 9781908886088

Category: Humor

Page: 92

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The most detailed examination of the flatulent arts of modern times.!With subjects ranging from the real reasons why women seem to have such a problem with the call of the colon, through to the delights of stealth farting, no wind related subject remains unexplored in what is quite possibly the most politically incorrect book ever.
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The Art of the Fart

For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma.

Author: Steve Bryant

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

ISBN: 1856487326

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.
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The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks

Never again will you be frozen in place and silent with embarrassment, or loudly and unjustly accusing your neighbor of being the one who “dealt it.” Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the ...

Author: Bree Kingwind

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781612439273

Category: Humor

Page: 144

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Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens...until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart-filled circumstances. Never again will you be frozen in place and silent with embarrassment, or loudly and unjustly accusing your neighbor of being the one who “dealt it.” Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provides a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
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Let It Rip

Let It Rip!

Author: Amy Nystrom

Publisher:

ISBN: 1634894030

Category:

Page: 48

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Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart takes children readers as travelers around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching about gas everywhere, including gas and individual beings. Through our host, Fluff the Fart, we come to understand that farting makes us a part of everything; we learn how gas has an impact on climate change; we even learn how to say fart in different languages! Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is chock full of relatable kids--every reader will identify with at least one! Delightful characters entertain and educate young (and old) kids about Fartiquette--the etiquette of farting--as if it is no big deal; and teach us the most important rule of all, which is: Always remember to say 'Excuse me!' Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a charmingly illustrated children's survival manual with specific advice on how to deal with farting, AND how to transform fart-based isolation, rejection, and shame into everyday life skills. Accompanied by expressive illustrations, this journey turns one of the (formerly) most dreaded bodily functions, The Fart, into a well-timed, normal, and acceptable behavior. Let It Rip! The Art of the Fart is a must-read for anyone who farts. Back of Book People. Animals. Machines. Planets. What do these things have in common? They all fart! Let It Rip! travels around the world, under the sea, and up into space, teaching young readers about gas in relation to our diets and to climate change, and even how to fart in different languages. Learn about fartiquette--the etiquette of farting like it's no big deal--including the most important rule of all . . . Don't forget to say Excuse me!
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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts

How much do you know about farts?

Author: Whalen

Publisher:

ISBN: 9627866350

Category: Flatulence

Page: 140

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How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.
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Art Not Fart

A collection of my art.

Author: Sally Salamander

Publisher:

ISBN: 1094782688

Category:

Page: 94

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A collection of my art.
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Fart ART

Everyone and Everything, Everywhere, Every timeFartsthis book is created for you, and for all who think farting is fun!color the animals, having fun!A great gift is waiting for you at the end of the book

Author: Art Fart

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1655044060

Category:

Page: 84

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Everyone and Everything, Everywhere, Every timeFartsthis book is created for you, and for all who think farting is fun!color the animals, having fun!A great gift is waiting for you at the end of the book
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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts

How much do you know about farts?

Author: Whalen

Publisher:

ISBN: 9627866369

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 142

View: 386

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How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.
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The Art of the Sparkly Fart

Are you ready to take sparkly fart art to heart? What will you create with a sparkly fart? Did you know about sparkly fart art? Learn all about the sparkly fart by taking The Art of the Sparkly Fart to heart.

Author: Pat Hatt

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 1515227561

Category:

Page: 28

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A fart has never been so fun. Drop the brush and let sparkly fart art be done. You can create anything with a sparkly fart. Are you ready to take sparkly fart art to heart? What will you create with a sparkly fart? Did you know about sparkly fart art? Learn all about the sparkly fart by taking The Art of the Sparkly Fart to heart.
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I Put the Art in Fart

Funny Sayings Dot Grid Notebook Dot grid can be ideal as a guide for practicing handwriting and hand lettering, with the subtle guide allowing you to control the height and width of letters Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover ...

Author: Nicole Travis

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1079728619

Category:

Page: 122

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Funny Sayings Dot Grid Notebook Dot grid can be ideal as a guide for practicing handwriting and hand lettering, with the subtle guide allowing you to control the height and width of letters Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover bookbinding flexible Paperback
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I Put the Art in Fart

Funny Sayings Lined Notebook small diary/journal/notebook to write in. for creative writing, creating list, for scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover bookbinding flexible Paperback

Author: Nicole Travis

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1079728570

Category:

Page: 122

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Funny Sayings Lined Notebook small diary/journal/notebook to write in. for creative writing, creating list, for scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover bookbinding flexible Paperback
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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Did you know that plants fart?

Author: M.D. Whalen

Publisher:

ISBN: 9627866407

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 142

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
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The Art of the Fart Kit

Kit includes The Art of the Fart book and whoopee cushion.Become a master farter!

Author: Michael W. Domis

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

ISBN: 1593598513

Category: Humor

Page: 80

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Kit includes The Art of the Fart book and whoopee cushion.Become a master farter! This stinky little kit will get you started. The Art of the Fart answers the questions youve been afraid to ask about flatulence. Identify your personal fart style (Cannoneer? Motorboat? Chainsaw?), learn about our founding farters, the physiology and physics of farting, and fartiquette. The included whoopee cushion will help you spread the joy.
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Fart Books For Kids Comic Books For Kids

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook!

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018073

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 173

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El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook! See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...
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Fart Book Fart Monster Bean Fart Jokes Stories

In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way!

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018554

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 107

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Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...
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Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification ...

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018080

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 72

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Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B
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Art Nabarava2 Fart Ppino and Slow Ppino

This book is PDF Nabarava, which transmogrify smartphones into paper books. Unlike the Epub version, you can see the added character paintings in the PDF version. If you grade this book on cooking, it's Michelin three stars. "Contents" 1.

Author: Dianus King

Publisher: Diggalto

ISBN: 9791189833138

Category: Fiction

Page: 128

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"About the Book" If you can't take a smartphone from your children, have them read Nabarava on smartphones. This book is PDF Nabarava, which transmogrify smartphones into paper books. Unlike the Epub version, you can see the added character paintings in the PDF version. If you grade this book on cooking, it's Michelin three stars. "Contents" 1. Ppino and Alberto in Pumpkin Cemetery 2. Dirty Diaper 3. The beggar Jangkri and The Secret of the Wizard Kano 4. The cemetery manager who became Mappi 5. A showdown between Ppino and Hamtong 6. Gidshe and Dolrik 7. Seven Mappis Making Mongly 8. The Cooking showdown between Fart Ppino and Hamtong 9. Everything Carillon does has a reason 10. My heart is stronger than a bullet "Publisher’s Review" The Nabarava series is a book that instantly enhances children's ability to judge on their own. Children who absorb everything in the world are easily assimilated into the information they encounter. That's how important it is for parents to choose content. If you want to raise your children to the top, show them Nabarava and talk about it together. You'll find out about your child's enormous abilities that you didn't know until they read this book. Dianus King wants the world to be full of such children. Dianus King is the king of children.
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Chapter Books For Kids Age 6 8 Graphic Novels Kids

Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL.

Author: El Ninjo

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635018646

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 38

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El Ninjo's new kid ebook is called Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond and it is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sport activity the bean blowing way in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts * The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very fun jokes all by themselves, and kids love to look at these funny illustrations even without reading the fart stories that come with each illustration. This fun stories are perfect just to look at pretty much like a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! If you love Kid Ebook Perfect for Bedtime - Kids books - Stories with Fun Kid Jokes & Fun Dog Stories For Kids and Fart Cartoons Gross Out Books For Boys, check out this comic roman for kids! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL...
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