Most people on the planet experience moments that send them into various stages of joy or stages of complete embarrassment. That moment may set the stage to dream of showing off for the world or dependent on the situationmay cause a few people to retreat into hiding. Unfortunately, many of our most embarrassing moments are indelibly engrained within our mindand as much as one would hope to forget those not so pleasant moments, the memory leaves many in a state of wishing that the moment was merely an afterthought. This book is written to remind the readers flipping through its pages that we all have our moments. For example, moments where you finally forgive your significant other for handing you the Preparation H instead of the toothpaste as you gagged and splashed water from the bathroom sink into your mouth. And what does the significant other say between laugher? Oops, my badI grabbed the wrong tube. Really? Or that moment when you flipped off a driver slowing up traffic. After passing the car, you look over and noticed that it was your pastors mother. That incident sent you into prayer after desperately attempting to contact the pastor before his mother hit speed dial. What about the moment when you smashed the digital scale because of gaining a few pounds before the wedding. Smashing that scale didnt reduce your weight but most certainly increased you blood-pressure. And just when you thought that it was safe, you open this book. At the flip of a page, you are reminded of the incriminating moment when you ate your coworkers lunch. Within hours, your butt was glued to the toilet dealing with a bad case of diarrhea. To make matters worse, the coworker stood outside of the stall yelling I knew it was you, nothing like getting to the bottom of something dude. He continues, Hey buddy howd ya like that chocolate cake laced with Ex-lax and chocolate flavored frosting you moron? Whether youre having a senior moment, a positive moment, an eventful moment, a negative moment, a precious moment, an embarrassing moment, or an epic moment, etc., you have arrived at. . . . That Moment When! Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the momentous ride!
Most people on the planet experience moments that send them into various stages of joy or stages of complete embarrassment. “That moment” may set the stage to dream of showing off for the world or dependent on the situation— may cause a ...
Author: LeNora Millen
Always memorizing funny monologues and sharing them at dull moments. I've never told anyone this outside of Whitley's class of 2009, but I was voted Funniest in the yearbook. It meant a lot... as a transparent as that seems.
Author: Ellen Masterson
Mo Gilligan, BAFTA-winning breakout comedy star of a generation, reveals the inspirational, life-changing and hilarious moments that made him, with illustrations by Reuben Dangoor. You might know Mo as the critically acclaimed stand-up comedian, BAFTA-winning presenter, Masked Singer judge and social media mega star. But do you know the moments that really made him? Opening up on the turning points, the good times, the challenges and the lessons learned, this is Mo as you've never seen him before. Journeying through childhood memories in South London, Mo reminisces about school days and old-school raving, and takes us behind the scenes of his first comedy gigs, the creation of the original Geezer, selling out national tours and becoming one of TV's most in-demand stars. Share the moment that Mo decided he wanted to be a comedian, the moment he went viral, the moment he realised he was famous (and how to deal with it), the moment his Netflix special dropped, the moment he won his BAFTA and the moments he still has to come. In among the laugh-out-loud observations, life lessons and candid storytelling, there lies the bigger influences in Mo's life - the unsung heroes of the Black British comedy scene, the power of community and the feel-good legacy he wants to create. 'The Funniest Man in Britain' The Times
Life is all about moments. Or Mo-ments! Mo-ments when ... things happen. But things don't just happen of their own accord. You have to work hard at them. You have to grind away in order to become successful. Well, this book is the story ...
Author: Mo Gilligan
Publisher: Random House
Category: Biography & Autobiography
Running is an inspiring experience that should be shared among many. By coming together through hardship, triumph and laughter, as runners, we can all find a new passion for running. Put together in a quirky fashion this book with help you recall many of your own running ups and downs and put a smile on your face.
50 Moments of Triumph, Laughter and Inspiration That Unite Runners of All Speeds Taryn McCormack ... I have compiled, from my own running experiences, the “That moment when...” times that I believe have happened to all of us at some ...
Author: Taryn McCormack
Publisher: WestBow Press
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit
At That Moment is a story of tragedy, restoration and hope. Dr. Nappi's heartfelt memoir sheds light on a mother's worst fear, surviving the aftermath and experiencing God's loving hand through it all. It is a must read for those who doubt God's existence or His very present help in a time of need.
Robbed of all those moments that parents live for. I unzipped her makeup case and observed all the contents within. Her eyeliner, blush, and mascara were evidence of the young lady she had become. Then I saw her shoes, her dancing shoes ...
Author: Dawn Marie Nappi, PhD
Publisher: WestBow Press
In just a few seconds, the tornado had closed in on Yinyin and the others' yacht. Unprepared for the tornado's presence, the tornado engulfed Yinyin and the others, and began to spin rapidly along with the ice-cold seawater, which was like a thin blade cutting through the delicate skin of Yinyin and the others. Yinyin wanted to protect herself, but she felt that her arms were too heavy. How could she control her four limbs at such a speed? Or perhaps her limbs had really been severed, only the cold blade had numbed her and made her unconscious.In her mind, even the beloved Lin Ze's face could not be pieced together. Fragments of his face were scattered all over the place, but no matter what, she could not piece them together... No tears, no blood, just brackish water. In the end, Yinyin did not leave with Yu Zeyu ... "As a result, she slowly lost consciousness. Her body, which was moving with the sea water, no longer belonged to her ..."
"Doesn't Yinyin still have that little girl Liusu? Liusu is a good child, she will definitely protect us. " Father Yan sighed and said. "No matter what, Liusu is just a little girl. She won't be able to do anything at critical moments.
Author: Ma Ersi
Four brothers. Four books. Four dates gone terribly wrong.
Four brothers. Four books. Four dates gone terribly wrong. THE PROMISE ME SERIES: The Promise Me series proves that dating isn't easy, and dating while your friends and family are watching? Even worse.
Author: Carrie Ann Ryan
Publisher: Promise Me
should then live, it might well be the memory of such a moment as this which, although lacking in logical meaning, burns for an instant in the dying memory as a summary and a symbol of man's destiny on earth.13 And in the moment Eugene ...
Category: American literature
Starting from that as a basis , while every property owner may determine for himself to what he will devote his property , yet the moment he puts that property into what I may , for lack of a better expression , define as the channels ...
Author: William Weeks Morrill
Category: Electric utilities
**A USA Today Recommended Series!** She'll risk it all to be with the man she loves… Don't miss PARTING WORLDS, a fantasy romance from bestselling author Kaitlyn Davis that reimagines the classic fairy tale of The Little Mermaid. "I know humans like to start these sorts of stories with 'once upon a time,' but I'm worried that's setting the stage for false hopes. Because we don't all live, and we aren't all happy. Not every curse can be broken, after all." Humans are dangerous. That's the lesson faeries are taught as soon as their flower petals unfurl, welcoming them into the world. It's the first thing Aerewyn remembers the priestesses telling her as a young girl. Humans are dangerous—don't show them your magic and never cross into their lands. Why then, when she stumbles upon a human boy in the woods, does she find him so intriguing? His blue eyes don't shine with malice. His smile doesn't menace. His laughter is as warm as the sun against her cheeks. And when she later discovers he's been knocked unconscious in a storm, injured and alone in the forest, the only thing he seems in danger of is dying. So she saves his life—a single act that will change the fate of both their worlds… *This is the fourth book in Once Upon a Curse, a series of interconnected stand-alone novels all set in the same fantasy universe.
Because that moment, still as death in my father's arms as my mother's magic raged through me, that was the exact moment I started to die. I felt it as the torrent of heat and strength and power finished devouring my young body.
Author: Kaitlyn Davis
Publisher: Kaitlyn Davis
Category: Young Adult Fiction