Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People

2015-05-26

A collection from the award-winning cartoonist for the New Yorker features his funniest work from the past 15 years, as well as brand-new cartoons and sketches, visual riffs and illustrated one-liners.

Author: Matthew Diffee

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476748740

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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A collection from the award-winning cartoonist for the New Yorker features his funniest work from the past 15 years, as well as brand-new cartoons and sketches, visual riffs and illustrated one-liners.
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Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People

2015-05-26

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Author: Matthew Diffee

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476748771

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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An NPR Best Book of 2015 Finally, a book that’s not for everyone! From award-winning New Yorker cartoonist Matthew Diffee—editor of The Rejection Collection and the “de facto leader of a young generation of cartoonists”(The Wall Street Journal)—a hilarious mix of cartoons, visual riffs, and illustrated one liners that will appeal to anyone who is beautiful and intelligent. For almost fifteen years, Matthew Diffee’s uniquely funny single-panel cartoons have gussied up the pages of The New Yorker, winning him countless fans, big shot friends, and a pile of hilarious material he’s never used. Yet shockingly, a small sector of the population is not enamored with his work. Diffee has met some of these people and reports that they are, without exception, dumb and ugly, whereas the people who enjoy his work are just the opposite. In fact, the smarter and more attractive people are, the more they tend to appreciate Diffee’s humor. This book is for them. This collection contains Diffee’s funniest drawings and writings from the past decade as well as all-new cartoons and sketches organized into categories that will appeal to smart attractive people in all walks of life, based on profession and circumstance: smart attractive Medical Professionals, sharp and good-looking Old People; beautiful geniuses in Prison; brainy handsome Lumberjacks; and more. Are you an alluring well-read utensil user? Well, there’s a chapter just for you! If you’re a fan of Demetri Martin and Jack Handey, or if you happen to be George Clooney or Natalie Portman, Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People will leave you laughing your smart attractive ass off.
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The Best of the Rejection Collection

2022-05-24

Luckily for us, Matthew Diffee has been bravely sifting through the circular file to rescue the best of the worst. Here are 297 cartoons in a revised second edition featuring more than 50 new cartoons—even better, even worse!

Author: Matthew Diffee

Publisher: Workman Publishing

ISBN: 9781523517787

Category: Humor

Page: 384

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The best of the worst: these cartoons rejected by The New Yorker were deemed too dumb, too weird, or too naughty—but not for lack of laughs! Every week, hundreds and hundreds of cartoons pour into The New Yorker. Most are rejected. Doesn’t matter how big a deal the cartoonist is, either. Roz Chast, David Sipress, Kim Warp, Sam gross, Ed Steed, Emily Flake, Navied Mahdavian, or Mary Lawton—if the work in question is too weird, too naughty, too juvenile, or too dark, it’s out. Luckily for us, Matthew Diffee has been bravely sifting through the circular file to rescue the best of the worst. Here are 297 cartoons in a revised second edition featuring more than 50 new cartoons—even better, even worse! The cartoon set-ups may be familiar—a couple in bed, a few people stranded on a desert island, a doctor and patient in an examining room—but the joke are anything but, with twists so unexpected, you can’t help but laugh out loud.
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Footnotes from the World s Greatest Bookstores

2016-10-04

I'm about to write my last novel and thought I'd try my hand at heart surgery. ... —MATT DIFFEE, New Yorker cartoonist, author of Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People more thorough and sweeping education than I'd received at ...

Author: Bob Eckstein

Publisher: Clarkson Potter

ISBN: 9780553459302

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 176

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A New York Times Bestseller From the beloved New Yorker cartoonist comes a collection of paintings and stories from some of the world’s most cherished bookstores. This collection of 75 evocative paintings and colorful anecdotes invites you into the heart and soul of every community: the local bookshop, each with its own quirks, charms, and legendary stories. The book features an incredible roster of great bookstores from across the globe and stories from writers, thinkers and artists of our time, including David Bowie, Tom Wolfe, Jonathan Lethem, Roz Chast, Deepak Chopra, Bob Odenkirk, Philip Glass, Jonathan Ames, Terry Gross, Mark Maron, Neil Gaiman, Ann Patchett, Chris Ware, Molly Crabapple, Amitav Ghosh, Alice Munro, Dave Eggers, and many more. Page by page, Eckstein perfectly captures our lifelong love affair with books, bookstores, and book-sellers that is at once heartfelt, bittersweet, and cheerfully confessional.
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Overcoming Social Anxiety and Shyness 1st Edition

2009-07-30

one of the difficulties about other people is that you can never predict what they will do next. ... introduce you to the person who makes you feel most anxious (someone in authority or the most attractive person in the room); ask for ...

Author: Gillian Butler

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781849011754

Category: Psychology

Page: 352

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A Books on Prescription Title Overcoming Social Anxiety and Shyness is a self-help manual for this common problem, which explains why it happens and sets out practical methods of resolving it. Don't let shyness ruin your life Everyone feels foolish, embarrassed, judged or criticised at times, but this becomes a problem when it undermines your confidence and prevents you from doing what you want to do. At its most extreme, shyness can be crippling but it is easily treated using Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. Using real-life examples, Professor Gillian Butler sets out a practical, easy-to-use self-help course which will be invaluable for those suffering from all degrees of social anxiety. Indispensable for those affected by shyness and social anxiety Excellent resource for therapists, psychologists and doctors Contains a complete self-help program and work sheets
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The Saturday Review of Politics Literature Science and Art

1885

There is a most interesting account not only killed his twelve men , just to keep up the average , but of a hand - to ... Et I'd made up my mind , something very attractive in the opening chapters , telling of the and people was a ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105119140452

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The Saturday Review of Politics Literature Science Art and Finance

1885

Kershaw , steps on French soil , and kills in a duel his unknown " smart man " and fond of playing practical jokes , because , though cousin , all is changed . Like another Samson , Mr. Haggard tears it is true enough that John Tyscovus ...

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ISBN: UIUC:30112109672045

Category: Art

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Literary News

1882

Mr. Bowles is the terrible person calling HYGIENE FOR Girls . ... M. J. Savage , the hands of their daughters , and then see that its injunctions are carefully followed . ... A tary - are here published in attractive form .

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ISBN: CORNELL:31924015290830

Category: American literature

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The Literary News

1883

Mr. Bowles is the terrible person calling HYGIENE FOR Girls . ... M. J. Savage , the hands of their daughters , and then see that its injunctions are carefully followed . ... A tary — are here published in attractive form .

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ISBN: IND:30000111757799

Category: American literature

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The Academy

1877

Captain Hawley Smart Captain Hawley Smart for such of them as were not fortunate son , but we are given to understand ... deserves an extra word of condemnation . known to be alive , and the only person who on the one hand , to invent a ...

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