Idiots r Us

This book was written for you to finally laugh at some of the annoying habit, instead of having your favorite person drive you crazy with their annoying habit!

Author: Phillip Reed

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

ISBN: 141964114X

Category: Humor

Page: 142

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Idiots 'R Us" has a wide array of annoying habits that every person has experienced at least once in their life either from someone else or maybe they will see that habit in their actions. Idiots 'R Us dishes out an compendium of the often inexplicable lunacy of human behavior. Everything that 's ever irked us about other people seems to be included here: rude drivers, insensitive store clerks, uncaring spouses, even the lout who borrows your car for a "quick errand" and returns it with the once-full gas tank empty, singing along with the radio at the top of their lungs-even though they don't know the words, and being the victim of someone who vows "I'll only be a minute!" while running into the store for a gallon of milk, then makes us wait half an hour or more before returning to the car with countless bags of groceries! We all have those annoying people in our lives and at times they really drive us crazy with their habits, which they have no problem with annoying other people. This book was written for you to finally laugh at some of the annoying habit, instead of having your favorite person drive you crazy with their annoying habit!! If you need a good laugh, or feel one of your friends needs to read about their crazy habit, get your copy of "Idiots 'R Us" today!
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Beasts R Us

Most of us come in ones and twos. Very few of us hybrids come in larger numbers. Me? ... Just goes to show that the idiots are in charge.” “How's the drink?

Author: Atk Butterfly

Publisher: Hard Shell Word Factory

ISBN: 9780759902299

Category: Fiction

Page: 188

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Science Fiction: Story of DNA engineered creatures thrust into existence in a human world. Written with a humorous twist, with a dazzling array of characters, mostly non-human.
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The Unskippable R Handbook For Dealing with JERKS IDIOTS TERRIBLE People

Read this book. And maybe the even more important question; when we meet people who have a Chernobyl level of it all pumping through their veins, how are we supposed to deal with them?This is NOT a book for people who get offended easily.

Author: Lisa Picarille

Publisher:

ISBN: 9798615391026

Category:

Page: 128

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This book is for everyone who desperately needs to find a way to cope with the jerks, the idiots and the terrible people in our lives. The truth is, we've all got a little bit of jerk, idiocy and terribleness inside of us. The question is, just how much? Want to find out? Read this book. And maybe the even more important question; when we meet people who have a Chernobyl level of it all pumping through their veins, how are we supposed to deal with them?This is NOT a book for people who get offended easily. If you want to have some fun by exploring the inner, most dark thoughts we all have in our minds about how to deal with people who drive us crazy... then this book is for you. If you are bothered by those things, it's probably best if you look for a book about unicorns and rainbows. Yes, you are better than us. Have you ever felt yourself secretly wishing that the guy who cut you off in rush hour would spill boiling coffee in his lap and drive into a ditch? At any point in your life do you wonder how your co-worker managed to get the raise you deserved even though they are so obviously unqualified because they can't even spell their own name correctly? Have you ever been perplexed why there are so many truly terrible people in the world who seem to exist just to mess with you?Told in a fun, conversational tone, you will gather an understanding of how the world, and humans, have raced to the bottom and how to free yourself from letting these jerks, idiots and terrible people control your life.
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The Nutcracker

“Travis Dupuis is an idiot,” Jenny said emphatically. “That's right,” Jonny agreed. “Travis is a card-carrying member of the Idiots-R-Us ...

Author: Jim Tuberty

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 9780359476046

Category: Fiction

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A ghost story with fun, adventure, and treachery for readers of all ages.
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Idiots at Work

Seriously , the five hundred goats that cleared the land were hired from a company called " Goats R Us . " I'm still not sure what the union was thinking ...

Author: Leland Gregory

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 0740792040

Category: Humor

Page: 228

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What's the strangest question employers have been asked during an interview? Among the responses: * What is it you people do at this company? * Why aren't you in a more interesting business? * Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland? * Does you company have a policy regarding concealed weapons? --from Idiots at Work: Chronicles of Workplace Stupidity Leland Gregory once thought crooks, politicians, and lawyers were the greatest nitwits out there, but it turns out that the working masses are packed with the dumb, dumber, and dumbest humans on the face of the planet. Gregory's look at nincompoops, Idiots at Work: Chronicles of Workplace Stupidity, makes it crystal clear that the world's biggest jerks are on the job. Consider these examples: * The woman who sued Eastman Kodak to improve the lighting conditions on her job...in a darkroom? * The Ontario Federation of Labor, which installed a bad boss hotline to get a handle on labor problems--only to have the system crash soon after startup because too many calls came in. * The interviewee who wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time. Gregory has made a career out of finding the imbeciles of the world and sharing their antics with the rest of us. His AMP humor compilations What's the Number for 911?, What's the Number for 911 Again?, The Stupid Crook Book, and Hey, Idiot! were all hilarious, but Idiots at Work takes the cake. The book is filled with hilarious tales of moronic managers, office idiots, stupid shareholders, daft decision-makers, poor planners, and other outstanding examples of cubical klutzes.
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Seducing Darkness

Surely, they weren't stupid enough to divulge their main location to this scumbag. ... Idiots 'R' Us. Her purse just became her Holy Grail.

Author: Erin Richards

Publisher: Midnight Muse Publishing

ISBN: 9781943800094

Category: Fiction

Page: 344

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Avoiding him should be easy with her strict dating rules. Mind reader and Psychic Guild lawyer, Marisa Meadows, adheres to her Guild Girl Code by not dating Guardians. But she’s drawn to Guild Guardian Ric McAllister’s handsome charm... especially when their psychic minds dangerously connect. It’s not easy to keep Ric at arm’s length when she needs his help to eliminate the evil tormenting her. One madman. One Guardian. And the fight for the woman who tempts them both. After Ric has a deadly clairvoyant vision of Marisa burning down a house, he's determined to prove her innocence. Yet his visions are seldom wrong, and as the clues pile up, Marisa’s guilt escalates. Every moment in her presence is pure temptation, and Ric fears it won’t be long before he surrenders to her darkness. Soon it’s hard to tell whether their greatest threat is from the darkness seducing them, a sinister mastermind playing games, or the passion leading them toward destruction. Don’t miss the explosive conclusion to the Psychic Justice series in TEMPTING MIDNIGHT! Psychic Justice Completed Series Chasing Shadows, Book 1 Twilight Rising, Book 2 Stealing Twilight, Book 3 Seducing Darkness, Book 4 Tempting Midnight, Book 5
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How to Bag a Billionaire

'The majority of my guests, including Helen Kendersen, are staying here tonight. ... she might as well found Idiots R Us. 'A spare toothbrush would be good.

Author: Nina Milne

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 9781460337066

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

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Another "billionaire bagger" caught climbing through the restroom window! Except Olivia Evans has no interest in billionaires—even those as delicious as Adam Masterson. She just wants to track down Adam's father…and if crashing a superswanky party is the way to do it, so be it! Only, she's caught red-handed by Adam himself! And now that Adam has become the subject of a "billionaire hunt" he has a proposition for Olivia. He'll help Olivia in her quest—but only if she poses as his adoring girlfriend for the paps. It's a deal she can't refuse…even if it does come with a luxury trip to Thailand and a whole heap of trouble!
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How to Steal a Kingdom

Idiots"R"Us. "No, that was... I just didn't expect it." She leaned over and kissed me, letting her lips linger and tease before her tongue met ...

Author: Lydia Guleva

Publisher: Lydia Guleva

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 220

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When the new lord asked Malisana to travel between worlds with him, she thought they were only getting food for the survivors of the fairy attacks, not a new house for her family. Malisana: A widow and a mother of two, Malisana had thought her life would go no further than back-breaking labor on her farm. But she lost even that. Forced to rely on otherworlders’ mercy for survival, she's surprised to receive more than food and clothes. Ron, one of the new lords and a police officer from another world, offered her an opportunity - to go to his world. Not forever, unfortunately, but only to help him buy the supplies needed for the refugee camp. Of course, it was also an opportunity to get killed by the countless cars, and the shame of wearing such revealing clothes. And why did Ron keep wanting to give her pets? Ron: Living a comfortable life in a world filled with technological achievements meant nothing. Less than nothing. Surrounded by millions of people, Ron was alone. A new world with all it's wars and hunger gave Ron something. He could make a difference, help others. Some days, it meant finding building supplies and clothes for the refugees. Other days, he got to save cute women from an overly friendly Labrador Retriever. And then there were those other days when the enemy army came knocking. When he had to relieve his days as a marine scout sniper. When he had to pick up his sniper rifle again. When he had to save lives. How to Steal a Kingdom is a multicultural, WWBM diverse paranormal romantic comedy with a strong female lead who is used to relying on herself and a handsome former marine scout sniper who became a police officer. Content warning: The author is insane.
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Idiot

Author: Fjodor Mihajlovič Dostojevski

Publisher:

ISBN: OCLC:441866407

Category:

Page: 244

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And Into the Fire

“But the question,” the doctor said, “is who are you? What do you want? ... “Idiots 'R' Us?” “Ah,” the doctor said, “you joke. I like that. But I know you.

Author: Robert Gleason

Publisher: Forge Books

ISBN: 9780765397027

Category: Fiction

Page: 368

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With an undeniable authority on the subject of all things nuclear, Robert Gleason brings readers' worst fears surrounding nuclear terrorism to life in this character-driven, page-turning thriller, And Into the Fire. After allying itself with Pakistan’s intelligence services and notorious terrorist group, the Tehrik-e-Taliban-Pakistan (TTP), ISIS is ready to achieve its ultimate dream: Forcing the US into a clash of civilizations in the Mideast. The best way to accomplish this mission is to acquire three Pakistani nukes—then set them off in three US cities. The head of the CIA’s Pakistan desk, Elena Moreno, and an intrepid journalist, Jules Meredith, are on their trail. Unfortunately, a powerful Saudi ambassador is blackmailing a corrupt American president, and now both men will do anything to stop these two women—to the point of having them killed. All the while, a notorious Pakistani terrorist, who twenty years ago was Elena’s college lover, is leading a highly skilled, highly trained terrorist team into the US. They are armed with three Hiroshima-style nukes and are hell-bent on incinerating the three American cities. Can the two women stop them? The clock is ticking. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
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The Complete Idiot s Guide to the Supreme Court

Explores the Supreme Court's role as the ultimate authority and interpreter of constitutional law, provides a close-up look at some landmark cases, and offers reflections on the court appointees, and various legal issues.

Author: Lita Epstein

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1592571492

Category: Political Science

Page: 336

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Explores the Supreme Court's role as the ultimate authority and interpreter of constitutional law, provides a close-up look at some landmark cases, and offers reflections on the court appointees, and various legal issues.
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The Complete Idiot s Guide to the U S Special Ops Forces

A guide to the face of modern US warfare in the 21st century. The US Special Operations Forces will be at the forefront of every battle that the US will wage against the war on terrorism.

Author: Marc Cerasini

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0028643739

Category: History

Page: 310

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A guide to the face of modern US warfare in the 21st century. The US Special Operations Forces will be at the forefront of every battle that the US will wage against the war on terrorism.
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The Complete Idiot s Guide to U S History Graphic Illustrated

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Author: Kenneth Hite

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101060285

Category: History

Page: 208

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History comes alive! Presented in a high-impact, graphic novel format, The Complete Idiot's Guide® to U.S. History, Graphic Illustrated is a visually exciting and easy-to- understand alternative to boring textbooks. Innovative design and lively illustrations transport readers back in time to witness these events and more: *The changing lives of the Native Americans *The abolishment of slavery *The achievement of suffrage *The scandals, wars, and assassinations of the twentieth century *America's famous and infamous historical figures
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Spies R Us

“The Morgan family men are a little handsy. ... would try to kill him with his own weapon—that was why he didn't mind showing the big idiot how to use it.

Author: Amber Malloy

Publisher: Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)

ISBN: 9781784309596

Category: Fiction

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Vann is a single dad, but his routine is blown apart when his long-lost wife comes back with one hell of a secret... The top African American spy, Eden Morgan, is living the good life... Days away from permanently leaving the spy game, Eden's plan of being a stay-at-home mom goes up in smoke. Number one on the Russian hit list, Eden must leave her beautiful family and figure out who's trying to kill her. Unfortunately, her agency burns her status, so what should have been only weeks on the run turns into years. Instead of accepting her fate, Eden claws her way back from the dead to save the next people on the Russian's hit list—thanks to her husband's greedy family—her kids. However, after three years missing, her homecoming isn't well received. She finds that her awesome husband has moved on with a perky schoolteacher, not to mention her twins barely remember her. With a good idea who's behind the plot to kill them, Eden must navigate carpool lanes, bitchy moms and one angry, sexy husband. Vann Morgan is charmed. One gorgeous wife and twins, and the most difficult thing in his life was reconstruction of his Chicago brownstone. Unfortunately everything changes when his lovely wife disappears but he's the only one who seems to care. After some years, Vann makes a new normal as a single dad, but his routine is blown apart when his long-lost wife comes back. Unable to trust Eden with his heart, he soon uncovers that everything surrounding her disappearance is his fault.
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The Complete Idiot s Guide to a Successful Family Business

Suppose you are Josh Smith and you and your wife and children want to start a ... Widgets 'R' Us is a rather obvious copy of a leading toy chain (you might ...

Author: Janis Raye

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101105252

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 352

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It's all in the family Family businesses are the backbone of any economy, but they can present a host of challenges that can affect their chances of success. The Complete Idiot's Guide® to a Successful Family Business is the most current and comprehensive book that tells the proprietors of family concerns how to deal with such unique issues, including expansion beyond the original family business, and family versus hired management. *80 percent of all businesses in America are family-run *Written by a nationally known author team *Instructive anecdotes about successful businesses provide practical, hands on Advice
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Intimacy Idiot

My mother—after, I imagine, an internal sigh—asked, “Are the other boys ... went I'd swap shoes with the girls: An urgent trip to Toys R Us begat a Catwoman.

Author: Isaac Oliver

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476746678

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 288

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The author uses sketches, vignettes, lists, and diaries to describe his life as a single gay man in New York, from his childhood to his many messy relationships.
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Global Village Idiot

... impression ists are summoned to the imperial palace , along with makeup artists , prosthetics experts , and the proprietor of " Moustaches ' R ' Us ...

Author: John O'Farrell

Publisher: Grove Press

ISBN: 0802140386

Category: Humor

Page: 274

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In a hilarious collection of satirical essays, the British columnist takes aim at cell phones, awards ceremonies, genetic sheep splicers, and America's right-wing clique of dunces, dunderheads, and dimwits--including George W. Bush. Original. 35,000 first printing.
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Stupid California

Idiots in the Golden State Leland Gregory ... cleared the land were hired from a company called “Goats R Us.” Betting on a Long Shot A Marin County woman is.

Author: Leland Gregory

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 9781449400361

Category: Humor

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Best-selling author Leland Gregory--who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity's stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, cruelty, and history--is back with Stupid California. This time, Gregory builds a case for the common suspicion that Californians, from movie moguls to beach bums, have a special affinity for idiocy. Culled from print, online, and broadcast sources, Stupid California is a hilarious collection of true stories, trivia, and factoids about the Golden State, such as: * "California's state animal is the California grizzly bear, which is also on the state flag. The bear was honored in 1953, a full 31 years after the last known bear in the state was killed." * "During the 1980s, in a bold stroke against terrorism, the Chico City Council banned nuclear weapons, enacting a mandatory $500 fine for anyone detonating a nuclear weapon within city limits." Silly, shocking, weird, and amusing, Stupid California is ideal for both kinds of people--those who love California and those who hate it.
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