Marathon Wanker 2019

A quality diary planner for 2019 to plan your schedule, days and goals! Lots of space for making planning easier and this year the best yet! With a glossy cover for protection and a good size to fit in your bag or purse.

Author: Good Sport Publishing

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1790478855


Page: 150

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A quality diary planner for 2019 to plan your schedule, days and goals! Lots of space for making planning easier and this year the best yet! With a glossy cover for protection and a good size to fit in your bag or purse. Makes a lovely gift for friends and family, sure to put a smile on their face throughout the year! Features include: 52 Week to View Pages and Note Page Spreads (1 pair for each week of the year) 12 Double Spread Monthly Planner Pages 4 Key Goals Pages Important Dates/Events Page 6 Note Pages SIZE: 6x9 inches (approximate A5) COVER: Soft Glossy Cover
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Wrongly Writing

The ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker Thomas Corfield. returned to pat his
arm. ... released from broom cupboards. On the way home he robbed a corner
shop, needing to stock up for the literary marathon while having no money to do

Author: Thomas Corfield

Publisher: Scribl

ISBN: 9780463414262

Category: Fiction

Page: 278

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Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t. Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, "Est-ce Que Quelqu'un a Vu Mes Clés de Voiture?", which sold over thirteen copies thanks to a national cheese shortage.
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Coming Home to Holly Close Farm

am now in training for my first marathon. Ha! Beat that, you bastard. He did. ...
Wanker.' I glared at the assistant. 'You do know I don't have to put up with
harassment, alarm or distress in the workplace?' He glared back at me. 'Oh God, I
'm so ...

Author: Julie Houston

Publisher: Head of Zeus Ltd

ISBN: 9781788549813

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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Julie Houston's novels are heart-warming, full of joy and completely addictive. Perfect for all fans of Katie Fforde and Jill Mansell. Charlie Maddison loves being an architect in London, but when she finds out her boyfriend, Dominic, is actually married, she runs back to the beautiful countryside of Westenbury and her parents. Charlie's sister Daisy, a landscape gardener, is also back home in desperate need of company and some fun. Their great-grandmother, Madge – now in her early nineties – reveals she has a house, Holly Close Farm, mysteriously abandoned over sixty years ago, and persuades the girls to project manage its renovation. As work gets underway, the sisters start uncovering their family's history, and the dark secrets that are hidden at the Farm. A heart-breaking tale of wartime romance, jealousy and betrayal slowly emerges, but with a moral at its end: true love can withstand any obstacle, and, before long, Charlie dares to believe in love again too...
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Raven s Ridge

“Or Emilio Largo,” he said, and the pair of them went back and forth like eager
participants in a 007 marathon ping-pong match. “Or Rosa Klebb and her pointy
shoe. ... bloke with the metal mouth.” “Or that evil little wanker with the accent and

Author: William Florence

Publisher: WildBlue Press

ISBN: 9781947290723

Category: Fiction

Page: 447

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An American detective in Ireland becomes entangled in international intrigue: “Excellent” (Peter Eichstaedt, award winning author of Borderland). Hard-boiled private detective and former muckraking journalist Max Blake, along with his fearless fiancée Caeli Brown, are back in action in their newly adopted Irish homeland. A favor to a new friend who works with the Irish police brings them out of retirement to solve a series of thefts at Bunratty Castle and Folk Park, which cater to the tourist crowd. But their first encounter with the thief is merely a dangerous springboard for what’s truly going on in their little patch of the Emerald Isle. Before long, they’re being followed, accosted, threatened, and then shot at when a mysterious woman shakes loose from her shopping cart and produces a 9mm pistol—all to keep a global plot under wraps while the countdown to true mayhem begins. Tick tick tick . . .
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Happy Ever After

... see one more photo of avocado pulp on sourdough with poached eggs eaten
by a wanker in patterned Lycra leggings. ... But not any more ridiculous than
training for a marathon, which some of my middle-class colleagues not only seem
to ...

Author: Paul Dolan

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9780241284452

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

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'A passionate, provocative book. It isn't just a self-help book. It is a manifesto for a better society' Sunday Times 'One of the most rigorous articulations of the new mood of acceptance...a persuasive demolition of many of our cultural stories about how we ought to live' Oliver Burkeman, Guardian Paul Dolan, the bestselling author of Happiness by Design, shows us how to escape the myth of perfection and find our own route to happiness. Be ambitious; find everlasting love; look after your health ... There are countless stories about how we ought to live our lives. These narratives can make our lives easier, and they might sometimes make us happier too. But they can also trap us and those around us. In Happy Ever After, bestselling happiness expert Professor Paul Dolan draws on a variety of studies ranging over wellbeing, inequality and discrimination to bust the common myths about our sources of happiness. He shows that there can be many unexpected paths to lasting fulfilment. Some of these might involve not going into higher education, choosing not to marry, rewarding acts rooted in self-interest and caring a little less about living forever. By freeing ourselves from the myth of the perfect life, we might each find a life worth living.
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Smitten by the Brit

What was the big deal if they started planning the wedding before or after he
finished the last leg of what had felt like a marathon? She'd been by Gabe's side
every step of the ... “What a wanker,” Logan said. Cassie slapped him on the arm
but ...

Author: Melonie Johnson

Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks

ISBN: 9781250193063

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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DEFINITELY, MAYBE...OR LOVE, ACTUALLY? English professor Bonnie Blythe expects her life to play out like her favorite novels, especially now that her long-term boyfriend has finally proposed. So when a shocking discovery leads Bonnie to end her engagement, she decides to close the book on love. But the plot thickens when a brand-new character enters the scene—and quickens Bonnie's heart. With his brilliant blue eyes, sexy accent, and irresistible charm, Theo Wharton is like a romantic hero straight out of a Jane Austen novel. When fate places Bonnie in England for a summer—conveniently close to Theo—she realizes a hot friends-with-benefits fling is exactly what she needs to start a fresh chapter. Just as Bonnie begins to believe she's falling in love, an eye-opening revelation into Theo's life makes Bonnie feel like she's wandered into one of her favorite books. Will Bonnie have the courage to risk her heart and turn the page with the dashing Brit to find her true happy ending after all?
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