My Favorite Jokes

But here are some of his favorite jokes. Maybe there are some jokes in this file that will produce some belly laughs for you—they sure have for Gene Crawford… and for a long, long time.

Author: Gene Crawford

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

ISBN: 9781646106677

Category: Humor

Page: 168

View: 828

Download →

My Favorite Jokes By: Gene Crawford Some people collect baseball cards; some people collect cars; some people collect dolls; some people collect bottles—Gene Crawford collects jokes. He has done this since he was in high school. He has written many jokes from memory (from hearing them years ago). Also, friends know he collects jokes, so, they send them to him now and then. Jokes he shares must clear a hurdle—they must be clean enough for his grandchildren to read (they are ages eleven to seventeen). He’s tried carefully to follow this rule, even though, in about three jokes, he did put in a few dashes (finish the spelling carefully). He doesn’t know how many jokes he has collected—maybe about three thousand. But here are some of his favorite jokes. Maybe there are some jokes in this file that will produce some belly laughs for you—they sure have for Gene Crawford… and for a long, long time.
Posted in:

My Favorite Jokes

Watch your kids laugh, and then watch them learn. This book of hilarious jokes is recommended for kids ages 6 and up. This book contains all-new holiday jokes and the best jokes from "500+ Jokes, Tongue-Twisters, & Fun Facts For Kids!"

Author: J. J. Wiggins

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 198122467X

Category:

Page: 108

View: 179

Download →

CARTOONS included with jokes! What do you get when you cross a ghost and a tiger? A booger. What did the kitten say when the vet gave it a shot? "Me, ow!" Why wasn't the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was already stuffed. My Favorite Jokes contains hundreds of one-liners that will crack up the entire family. Cute drawings and fun facts will keep kids engrossed in reading for hours. From science to culture to just plain, everyday silliness, this book has everything! Watch your kids laugh, and then watch them learn. This book of hilarious jokes is recommended for kids ages 6 and up. This book contains all-new holiday jokes and the best jokes from "500+ Jokes, Tongue-Twisters, & Fun Facts For Kids!"
Posted in:

Boys Life

My brother was hoping to earn one, too....Walter Schoen ... Tell your brother to
send in his one-page report on "The Best Book I Read This Year." Hurry! ... My
favorite jokes are the long stories because they are great to tell my friends. Could
you ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 56

View: 388

Download →

Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
Posted in:

Dick s Stump Speeches and Minstrel Jokes

... Burlesque Sermons and Lectures, End Men's Jokes, Bones' Gags and Tambo's
Witticisms; Especially Adapted for First Clas William ... My favorite toast is : “ De
ladies - dere eyes kindle de only flame against which dere am no insurance .

Author: William Brisbane Dick

Publisher:

ISBN: HARVARD:32044020563847

Category: Dialogues

Page: 180

View: 423

Download →

Posted in:

Boys Life

Several others told their favorite jokes. Then, my turn came. I put Elmer in the
tobacco can and put it in my desk. I was tired of asking for advice all the time.
Anyway, I didn't need any help just to tell a simple joke. Alfred admired me so
much he ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 80

View: 735

Download →

Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
Posted in:

Wehman s Minstrel Sketches Conundrums and Jokes

That's my trail . TOMMY . Oh , are you ready ? JENNY . Yes . TOMMY . Then go it
. JENNY . [ Imitating some actress . ] ... Oh , oh ! right on my favorite corn ! ... I
outbid you , sordid huckster , for 60 SKETCHES , CONUNDRUMS AND JOKES .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCBK:C055629164

Category: Minstrel shows

Page: 123

View: 736

Download →

Posted in:

The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told

Two old gentlemen were sitting in the living room at their retirement home when
an old woman resident went running down the hallway without a stitch of clothing
... I've put every one of my favorite jokes and stories of hers in this book already.

Author: Kevin Kenworthy

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

ISBN: 9781418530792

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 310

Download →

From the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world, and on television's Hee Haw and Prime Time Country, Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them, such as . . . This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said, "I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred!" Brother said, "That's fine. I'll be back in five years!" Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?" The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five!" Also included are memories of Minnie by . . . Porter Wagoner Ralph Emery Bill Anderson Johnny Russell Little Jimmy Dickens Jimmy C. Newman
Posted in:

Best Jokes from Talk Radio

THE SPINNING QUARTER ON THE BAR Some radio fans always seem to find a
way to put me in my place , even when I ' m off the air . I stopped in my favorite
bar after my radio show one night to be greeted by a grubby guy in cowboy hat ...

Author: Bill Wattenburg

Publisher:

ISBN: 0913136107

Category:

Page: 144

View: 703

Download →

Posted in:

My Best and Funniest Jokes

Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family.

Author: Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 1548138797

Category:

Page: 130

View: 437

Download →

Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!
Posted in:

Noah s Favorite Animal Jokes

Author: Jennifer Hahn

Publisher: Barbour Pub Incorporated

ISBN: 1586609955

Category: Humor

Page: 236

View: 615

Download →

Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust--at the tremendous price of only $2.97!
Posted in:

Forthcoming Books

Harp ) . My Favorite Dinosaur Jokes & Riddles Books . Jeffrey My First Year : A
Beatrix Potter Baby Book . ( Illus . ) . Nelson . ( My Favorite Jokes & Riddles Bks ) .
( Illus . ) . 29p . Jun . 1989. 9.95 ( ISBN 0-7232-3157-5 ) . Warne . 24p . ( 1 ) Aug.

Author: Rose Arny

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015033709554

Category: American literature

Page:

View: 540

Download →

Posted in:

A Joke and Its Tellers

Jokes that you ' ve held for a long time , or jokes that you - right now , you - alri ght
, I ' ll ask you a question . What ' s your favorite joke ? I : My favorite joke ? On . Of
course the minute you ask me that you draw a blank , I mean on the joke .

Author: Thomas A. Burns

Publisher:

ISBN: IND:30000000222970

Category: Folklore

Page:

View: 229

Download →

Posted in:

Film and Television In jokes

... Raymie 264 My Blue Heaven ( 1990 ) 94 My Brilliant Career ( 1979 ) 94 My
Fair Lady ( 1964 ) 176 My Favorite Brunette ( 1947 ) 94 My Favorite Martian 179
My Favorite Spy ( 1951 ) 95 My Favorite Year ( 1982 ) 95 My Girl ( 1991 ) 127 “
My ...

Author: Bill Van Heerden

Publisher: McFarland Publishing

ISBN: UOM:39015047139343

Category: Humor

Page: 306

View: 732

Download →

In Only the Lonely (1991), Ally Sheedy appeases prospective mother-in-law Maureen O'Hara by going along to see the 1939 film How Green Was My Valley--starring Maureen O'Hara. Richard LaGravenese, slighted by critic Gene Siskel over his screenplay for The Fisher King (1991) wrote an unsavory character named Siskel into The Ref (1994). Movies and television shows often feature inside jokes. Sometimes there are characters named after crew members. Directors are often featured in cameo appearances--Alfred Hitchcock's silhouette can be seen in Family Plot (1976), for example. This work catalogs such occurrences. Each entry includes the title of the film or show, year of release, and a full description of the in-joke.
Posted in:

Current History and Forum

1249 Best Jokes About Lovers . 482 5 Weeks in Balloon . ... 1191 Broadway
Wisecracks 1214 Best Ford Jokes . 1220 Best Rube Jokes ... 1042 Crime at Red
Inn . 1057 Truth About N. Y. Chinatown 1086 My Favorite Mur . der . Ambrose
Bierce ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105010338585

Category: History

Page:

View: 499

Download →

Posted in:

Best Jokes Riddles

Author: Anna Pansini

Publisher: Troll Communications Llc

ISBN: 0816719187

Category: Humor

Page: 48

View: 862

Download →

Three hundred fifty jokes, submitted by school-children all over the country in response to Troll's Great Giggle and Riddle Contest. The contestants' names appear with their jokes.
Posted in:

Really Funny Jokes

Over the years I have heard many good jokes and tried to memorize them. I
believe laughter is a beautiful thing and everybody should have lots of it, every
day. This book is a collection of my favorite jokes. I am confident that it will
brighten ...

Author: David Zephaniah

Publisher: David Zfania

ISBN: 9781468908510

Category: Humor

Page:

View: 707

Download →

Posted in: